Fact #18

After every Met win, Mr. Met is the one who actually puts it in the books.

Fact #17

Mr. Met invented punk rock.

Contributor: Scott S.

Fact #16

Mr. Met was the founder of the Wu-Tang Clan before RZA and GZA told him his rhymes were whack.

Contributor: Matty

Fact #15

Endy Chavez wasn't the first Met to make a spectacular catch. Mr. Met once caught a blow job from the Phillie Phanatic after a Mets sweep of the Phillies in '89.

Contributor: Matty

Fact #14

Mr. Met and Adolf Hitler are twin brothers, due to both having one ball.

Contributor: Matt R.

Fact #13

After the tornado hit Shea, Mr. Met woke up in Yankee Stadium. In order to leave that dump in the Bronx and get back to Shea, Mr. Met clapped his hands and stomped his feet while chanting "Lets go Mets!"

Contributor: Matty

Fact #12

Mr. Met was spotted at the shootings of both 2pac and Biggie Smalls. He was equipped with a t-shirt launcher and foam fingers.

Contributor: Matty

Fact #11

Mr. Met killed Dumbledore.

Fact #10

Whenever Mr. Met gets depressed he watches an Italian sausage get beat on video. Then he watches the video of Pittsburgh Pirate Randall Simon hitting a Sausage mascot with a bat.

Fact #9

Mr. Met holds the all time record for party patrol shirts shot into the upper deck.

Contributor: Matty

Fact #8

Mr. Met's first name is Letsgo.

Fact #7

Mr. Met proved there is no life on Mars.

Contributor: Matty

Fact #6

Mr. Met was featured on 'Ripley's Believe It or Not!' People believed it.

Fact #5

Mr. Met's head is full of Baby Ruth candy bars.

Fact #4

Mr. Met owned the first time machine. The first thing he did once he acquired it was going back in time to 1982 and impregnating Wonder Woman. He told her to name the child David Wright, once it was born.

Fact #3

Mr. Met was once accused of steroids until the Daily News found out his head was made out of plaster.

Contributer: Matty

Fact #2

Mr. Met invented oral sex.

Fact #1

Mr. Met shows no mercy, even in table tennis.

Contributor: Matty